Woobie Hoodie V2.0 - Suffering in the Field Special - Flecktarn / Ranger green

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Size: XS
SIZECHART WOOBIE JACKETS

in cm A B C D
XS 63 53.5 58 67.5
S 63.5 54.5 60 69.5
M 64 57.5 63 71
L 65 59 65.5 73.5
XL 66 63 67.5 75
2XL 68.5 64 68 77

 

 

Colors: Black
Types:
ATTENTION: Our Woobie Hoodie V2 has a loose fit, we recommend ordering it one size smaller.

You've been raided and dragged through the mud all day - now you just want to knock back five shells and get some peace and quiet.
But there he is again – the company commander. Annoyed to the max because your hoodie looks too good.
You proudly point to the fleece patches on your arm: rank tabs are on, Captain.

He freaks out. You get a bad review. Everyone wins.

Comfort level?

Unfair.
So comfortable that people will hate you for it – and that's exactly what you want.

Who can you trust when not even your boss likes you?

The company sergeant spreads bad mood, the hoodie spreads warmth.
And let's be honest—what more do you need? It feels better than any judgment.

Switch sides, stay untouchable.

Today Flecktarn. Tomorrow Ranger Green with a Flecktarn pouch. Not an outfit for victims.

Elastic cuffs on hips and sleeves

Keep out wind and cold.

Hood with drawstring

Pull it up and disappear. From mortals. From the wind. Or simply from your duty.

⚠️ Treat it right.

This is a poncho-liner hoodie with sewn-on loops, not a plate carrier. Don't rip off the patches like a berserker—give it the same love it gives you. – otherwise you’ll tear off more than just fabric.

100% polyamide

Gewicht: 556 g

Within Germany:
3-5 days

Within the European Union:
3-10 days

Outside the European Union:
10-20 days

USA, Australia:
10 - 20 days

- Wash at 30°C

- Do not bleach

- Do not iron

- Do not dry clean

- Wash textiles before first wear

- Wash textiles inside out

- Do not use fabric softener