{"title":"Woobiehoodies","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"woobie-hoodie-v2-0-flecktarn-ranger-green","title":"Woobie Hoodie V2.0 - Suffering in the Field Special - Flecktarn \/ Ranger green","description":"\u003ch6\u003eATTENTION: Our Woobie Hoodie V2 has a loose fit, we recommend ordering it one size smaller.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eYou've been raided and dragged through the mud all day - now you just want to knock back five shells and get some peace and quiet.\u003cbr data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"331\"\u003eBut there he is again – the company commander. Annoyed to the max because your hoodie looks too good.\u003cbr data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"435\"\u003eYou proudly point to the fleece patches on your arm: \u003cem data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"523\"\u003erank tabs are on, Captain.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eHe freaks out. You get a bad review. Everyone wins.\u003cbr data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"593\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eComfort level?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo comfortable that people will hate you for it – and that's exactly what you want.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWho can you trust when not even your boss likes you?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThe company sergeant spreads bad mood, the hoodie spreads warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"560\" data-start=\"557\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd let's be honest—what more do you need? It feels better than any judgment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"573\"\u003eSwitch sides, stay untouchable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToday Flecktarn. Tomorrow Ranger Green with a Flecktarn pouch. Not an outfit for victims.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eElastic cuffs on hips and sleeves\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eKeep out wind and cold.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHood with drawstring\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePull it up and disappear. From mortals. From the wind. Or simply from your duty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e⚠️ Treat it right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a poncho-liner hoodie with sewn-on loops, not a plate carrier. 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